"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"
"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "
"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."
my printer can suck a dick
what kind of printer do you have
what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth?
further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
all the time.
i just go ahead and finish the whole story for myself inside my head.
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA